true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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