i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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