Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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