is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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