In the future we'll all be gay
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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