i don't like sucking hair
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
