The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
