I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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