No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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