You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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