3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My life is pants optional.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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