He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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