and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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