i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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