When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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