I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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