I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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