if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
