Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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