i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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