your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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