Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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