is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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