So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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