Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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