I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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