the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
false alarm. still invincible.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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