True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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