My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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