First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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