I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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