I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
