Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize