Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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