i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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