I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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