she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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