SEEEEXXX PLEASE
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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