hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He felt like a one man threesome
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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