You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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