I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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