i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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