come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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