If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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