Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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