Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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