what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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