That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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