ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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