You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
