talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i would one night stand the shit outta him
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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