no. you can't hotbox the world.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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