Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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