We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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