We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
that's an acceptable place to lick
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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